Thursday, 28 June 2018

Warhammer Community - The Regimental Standard

An important health and safety memo from the Regimental Standard...
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New post on The Regimental Standard

Seal Your Purity

by The Warhammer Community Team
Attention, Guardsmen!
With the Cicatrix Maledictum still offering untold opportunities for valour and heroism, we have been inundated with requests from less stalwart Guardsmen for advice on protecting themselves from the predations of the warp and other, spiritual threats.
Rather than issue our usual response,* we have been given permission by Imperial High Command to provide you with a powerful new countermeasure.
This specially sanctified cut-out-and-keep Purity Seal has been blessed by no fewer than four officially licensed cardinals of the Adeptus Ministorum, and is printed using ink containing at least 0.4ml of the tears of a lesser saint. Think of it as flak armour against the horrors of the warp-capable of stopping ephemeral threats with the same effectiveness that this aegis stops physical ones.

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There you have it, Guardsmen – you’re more than prepared to meet even the most horrifying foe with such protection on your side.
++ Thought for the day: “The Tools of Salvation are Faith and Bullets” ++

* Namely, to recommend flogging of said Guardsman for cowardice, lack of faith and unsanctioned letter writing to their betters.

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