A strangely hat and teeth obsessed Regimental Standard...
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Attenshun Boyz!
Humie kultur is primitiv, and ugly. It iz only thru numberz and cheatin’ they keep beatin’ us in scraps. One of the wayz ‘umies cheat is thru their big hats.
Humies arn’t civilised like us Orks, but they obviously know dat a big hat means bizness. Usin’ my kunnin’, I ‘ave analysed da best humie hats and made Orky vershuns fer da ladz.
For a price. I’m not made of teef.*
* Even if I do arsk Mork every night. It’d be great. I’d be so rich. And bitey.
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