Tuesday, 22 November 2016

Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity are updating their product range...given the nature of the game this newsletter will no doubt contain rude words and phrases the whole point of which is to offend people...so no complaining to me if you scroll down...

Dear friends,

Today we are refreshing the entire Cards Against Humanity product line and releasing several new products.

Our product line has spun out of control, leaving our fans confused and upset. Today we’re taking the whole thing out behind the barn and putting it down like Old Yeller.
  • Expansions 1, 2, and 3 are now available for $20 as the 300-card Red Box
  • Expansions 4, 5, and 6 are now available for $20 as the 300-card Blue Box.
  • Most exciting of all, today we are releasing 300 totally new cards as the Green Box. This is the largest expansion we have ever written and is more than half the size of the main game. It’s the best writing we have ever done, we’ve been working on it for a year, and we’re really excited to share it with you.

Finally, two more new products:
  • We're now selling a box of 50 blank cards so you can make our game objectively less fun to play: Your Shitty Jokes, $5
  • The Bigger Blacker Box was no longer big or black enough to hold all of these cards, so we redesigned it to hold the entire Cards Against Humanity product line.

Now is a time for national healing and buying these amazing products,

- Cards Against Humanity

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