Warhammer Community - The Regimental Standard

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New Anomaly Discovered! by The Warhammer Community Team Wonderful news, Guardsmen! A new anomaly has been found, representing an opportunity for discovery, valour and the utter destruction of an interloper who would deign to trespass in the God-Emperor’s galaxy. Appearing in the Segmentum Pacificus, we know absolutely nothing about the anomaly apart from that it is very large and should probably be destroyed on the grounds that, if it is of any value, it’ll probably survive an orbital bombardment or two. At this stage, we can say with some confidence that this is the greatest anomalous incident to occur since the Triumph at Sanctuary 101! What YOU need to know about the anomaly: The universe is full of terrors that mean harm to Mankind. According to current analysis,* we have never encountered an anomaly of this type before. The fact we have never encountered this anomaly before is superb news, as it means that a previously unknown threat is now known to us. Thus, we can purge it, thereby removing it and increasing the security of the Imperium forever! Rather than attempting to trick us with honeyed lies, the anomaly has instead slain any who have ventured inside and has attempted to intimidate us with a tawdry display of destroyed Imperial vessels. This is, of course, excellent news. Unlike with the T’au Empire, we can skip straight to Stage Four of the Imperial First Contact Protocol – Commence Extermination. This saves our diplomats from debasing themselves by pretending to the naive xenos that the Imperium possesses any interest in “negotiation”, “peaceful co-existence” or other heresies. Early expeditions by surviving Imperial fleet members indicate that landing parties have been able to enter the anomaly, and it contains air with enough oxygen to sustain a Guardsman.** This means you will be able to bring all the might of your ground-combat training to bear against it, rather than missing the fun while the Imperial Navy do all the work.*** Go forth, discover, and destroy! ++ Thought For The Day: All mortal life is folly that does not feed the spirit. ++ * Please note: current analysis is limited due to observational methods – namely, looking at it from the minimum safe distance (two systems away).** Thus saving us from wasting respirators or spare oxygen canisters. Truly, this is a blessed day!*** At this sensitive stage, we are particularly curious to see if the anomaly is vulnerable to bayonet attacks.

Warhammer Community - The Regimental Standard

The humies are back...
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New post on The Regimental Standard

Introducing: The All-new Regimental Standard Writing Team! by The Warhammer Community Team Attention, Guardsmen! Following the valiant efforts of your comrades, the unfortunate mishap* in the regular delivery of the Regimental Standard has been resolved. You deserve commendation for performing so effectively without a steady diet of useful information from this august publication! In compliance with Ordo Xenos restrictions, and to avoid any heresy, the entire surviving writing staff of the Regimental Standard has been liquidated** as part of a departmental restructuring. As such, we are happy to introduce the all-new writing team! THE TEAM Propaganda-class Word Generation Servitor Delta-7777884C Newly converted into a servitor, this tireless writer can produce upwards of 10,000 words a day thanks to a combat-grade Frenzon injection system, advanced haemotropic cooling and careful electrocortical stimulation. Propaganda-class Word Generation Servitor Delta-7777884D Servitor D joins us from the Munitorum, after a long and esteemed career of tightening rivet 468-C on Leman Russ battle tanks. We’re sure that following the graft of pseudo-creative cogitators and a psalmic reformatting, you’ll find his writing “riveting” too! Lord-Commissar Percy Faulteroy de Ville IV Joining us as a creative consultant, Officer Percy brings both his top-class education at the Schola Progenium as well as the valuable insights of being the son of a Sector Commander. Percy has a wealth of knowledge on ground warfare, having served with the Commissariat for almost 48 full hours before being heroically discharged after a severe collision between his toe and a Baneblade. Propaganda-class Word Generation Servitor Delta-7777884E This servitor brings a lifetime of combat experience to the role of writer. Unfortunately, after a complete neural wipe due to insubordination in his former existence, he’s unlikely to remember any of it! Remember, roles of this kind with the Regimental Standard are always available to those Guardsmen with the curiosity to question their superiors. We look forward to sharing these fresh, new perspectives with you, Guardsmen! ++ Thought For The Day: You are not required to think, only to act. ++ * In many cases, literally. All corpse-based substrates were then fed back into the new team in a remarkable show of efficiency.  ** Important Notice: Due to Munitorum regulations on the Regimental Standard, all material printed – even if by error – is to be followed as accurately as possible until appropriate amendments can be made to the regulations. HOWEVER, any Guardsman caught using the words “dakka”, “humie” or “krump” will be flogged. Commissars – make reference to Xenoanthropological Case Study 221XB: “The Digganobs” for advice on advanced deprogramming.

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Something new from C L Werner and the Black Library...
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Coming Soon New Titles Series Authors

Iron Devil C L Werner Taking refuge from deadly desert storms, the Imperial Guardsmen of the Cadian 267th find themselves in even more danger as they face the might of an ork Morkanaut. It's an old-fashioned haunted house story – it's just that the house is an abandoned Adeptus Mechanicus factory and the ghost is a huge (and deadly) ork war machine. There's even a madman in the attic (well, the control room)... And this version is extended, with scenes deleted from the audio drama reinstated! eBook Download Now

THE ASTRA MILITARUM AND ORKS CLASH AGAIN!

Baneblade Guy Haley The crew of the Baneblade Mars Triumphant wage bitter war against the orks for the fate of the Kalidar system – but old rivalries threaten to doom them all. It's fast-paced, hard-hitting action based around one of the mightiest battle tanks in the galaxy – and Guy Haley does a fantastic job with not only the crew of the Baneblade, but their ork enemies too, making this a fascinating look at battle from both sides. Paperback | eBook Order Now Imperial Glory Richard Williams Tired and broken by war, the men of the Brimlock Eleventh Imperial Guard are a force on the verge of collapse. All that stands between them and their reward is a horde of feral orks… It's a compelling story of an Astra Militarum army on their last legs, the promised reward that keeps them going, and an enemy that would see them fall – and if you want to know how orks reproduce, you'll find your answers here. eBook Download Now

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Some audio tales from the Imperial Guard via the Black Library...
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Coming Soon New Titles Series Authors

Judge of the Wastes David Annandale After executing a fleeing Guardsman, Commissar Arehn starts to see the dead man's phantom – what does it mean, and will it lead him to enlightenment or disaster? It's a dark and sinister audio delving into the humanity of a figure often seen (mostly by the men he disciplines) as singularly inhuman… MP3 audio drama Download Now

MORE ASTRA MILITARUM AUDIO DRAMAS

Titans' Bane Chris Dows Trapped inside a stricken Shadowsword, Lieutenant Quiller must keep her crew safe from harm – both from the enemy and vicious infighting. It's a tense drama set in the close, cramped confines of an Imperial tank. CD | MP3 Order Now Iron Devil C L Werner Taking refuge from deadly desert storms, the Imperial Guardsmen of the Cadian 267th find themselves in even more danger as they face the might of an ork Morkanaut. It's an old-fashioned haunted house story – with a distinctly 41st Millennium twist. MP3 Download Now

Classic Inferno! Available for One Month Only For a limited time, get your hands on the very first Black Library publications – the early issues of Inferno! magazine – in Print on Demand editions.   Shop Now Dark Imperium at a Great Price Want to read the new Dark Imperium: Plague War but haven't caught up with the first one? Now's your chance, as the eBook is available at a reduced price for a limited time. Download Now

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