Warhammer Community - The Regimental Standard

The humies are back...
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Introducing: The All-new Regimental Standard Writing Team! by The Warhammer Community Team Attention, Guardsmen! Following the valiant efforts of your comrades, the unfortunate mishap* in the regular delivery of the Regimental Standard has been resolved. You deserve commendation for performing so effectively without a steady diet of useful information from this august publication! In compliance with Ordo Xenos restrictions, and to avoid any heresy, the entire surviving writing staff of the Regimental Standard has been liquidated** as part of a departmental restructuring. As such, we are happy to introduce the all-new writing team! THE TEAM Propaganda-class Word Generation Servitor Delta-7777884C Newly converted into a servitor, this tireless writer can produce upwards of 10,000 words a day thanks to a combat-grade Frenzon injection system, advanced haemotropic cooling and careful electrocortical stimulation. Propaganda-class Word Generation Servitor Delta-7777884D Servitor D joins us from the Munitorum, after a long and esteemed career of tightening rivet 468-C on Leman Russ battle tanks. We’re sure that following the graft of pseudo-creative cogitators and a psalmic reformatting, you’ll find his writing “riveting” too! Lord-Commissar Percy Faulteroy de Ville IV Joining us as a creative consultant, Officer Percy brings both his top-class education at the Schola Progenium as well as the valuable insights of being the son of a Sector Commander. Percy has a wealth of knowledge on ground warfare, having served with the Commissariat for almost 48 full hours before being heroically discharged after a severe collision between his toe and a Baneblade. Propaganda-class Word Generation Servitor Delta-7777884E This servitor brings a lifetime of combat experience to the role of writer. Unfortunately, after a complete neural wipe due to insubordination in his former existence, he’s unlikely to remember any of it! Remember, roles of this kind with the Regimental Standard are always available to those Guardsmen with the curiosity to question their superiors. We look forward to sharing these fresh, new perspectives with you, Guardsmen! ++ Thought For The Day: You are not required to think, only to act. ++ * In many cases, literally. All corpse-based substrates were then fed back into the new team in a remarkable show of efficiency.  ** Important Notice: Due to Munitorum regulations on the Regimental Standard, all material printed – even if by error – is to be followed as accurately as possible until appropriate amendments can be made to the regulations. HOWEVER, any Guardsman caught using the words “dakka”, “humie” or “krump” will be flogged. Commissars – make reference to Xenoanthropological Case Study 221XB: “The Digganobs” for advice on advanced deprogramming.

Warhammer Community - The Regimental Standard

A final Orky Regimental Standard...
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None of You’z Appreshiate Me by The Warhammer Community Team Dis iz rubbish. Evr'y day I’z been givin' you tips an' stuff from the wurld of da 'umies, and none of you'z been payin' any attenshun. You’z not wearin' da kaps or usin’ da taktiks or doin’ yer dakka properly. I woz talking to Zagrez da uvva day an' now 'e tells me dat none of you ladz can actually read and you’z jus' been laughin’ at the pikturs. I spent ages yellin’ at the grots to draw those. They’re 'eartbroken.* I'm givin' da Bosspole back to da 'umies. Dey can 'ave their magic paper if they want. Humies: Sorry I took ya' paper. I’z put all da stuff wot we nick'd in a Rok with some blasty bitz for ya'. You’z not getting da hat back 'coz it’z nice an' I like it. If ya' ever need some mercenaries, give the Blood Axes a yell. - Kommisork Badfragg ++ ORK FOR THE DAY: Me. You'z iz all rubbish ++ * ’specially the ones I shot in da chest for not drawin’ fast enough.

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Something new from C L Werner and the Black Library...
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Iron Devil C L Werner Taking refuge from deadly desert storms, the Imperial Guardsmen of the Cadian 267th find themselves in even more danger as they face the might of an ork Morkanaut. It's an old-fashioned haunted house story – it's just that the house is an abandoned Adeptus Mechanicus factory and the ghost is a huge (and deadly) ork war machine. There's even a madman in the attic (well, the control room)... And this version is extended, with scenes deleted from the audio drama reinstated! eBook Download Now

THE ASTRA MILITARUM AND ORKS CLASH AGAIN!

Baneblade Guy Haley The crew of the Baneblade Mars Triumphant wage bitter war against the orks for the fate of the Kalidar system – but old rivalries threaten to doom them all. It's fast-paced, hard-hitting action based around one of the mightiest battle tanks in the galaxy – and Guy Haley does a fantastic job with not only the crew of the Baneblade, but their ork enemies too, making this a fascinating look at battle from both sides. Paperback | eBook Order Now Imperial Glory Richard Williams Tired and broken by war, the men of the Brimlock Eleventh Imperial Guard are a force on the verge of collapse. All that stands between them and their reward is a horde of feral orks… It's a compelling story of an Astra Militarum army on their last legs, the promised reward that keeps them going, and an enemy that would see them fall – and if you want to know how orks reproduce, you'll find your answers here. eBook Download Now

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