Saturday, 21 January 2017

Hasslefree Miniatures Newsletter

Somewhat more politically biased than I normally like my miniatures but a free model is a free model I suppose...

The Tangerine Titan, Immortan Drumpf
15 years after Drumpf became the leader of the Free World, the planet is in a catastrophic state. The oceans have run dry, the air is toxic, the bees have died and we have run out of spray tan.
Maintaining leadership via the simple process of ignoring reality, Drumpf continues to hold power and in fact has seemingly grown younger, hairier and more orange than ever.
The Perennial Warmonger, Dr Evelyn Hill
Leader of the opposition to Drumpf is the seemingly ageless Dr Evelyn Hill. Never seen without her equally ageless feline, Chairman Meow (Who some have guessed is just a series of carefully bred identical cats) or her unchangeable wardrobe.

Hill maintains her base of power from the gigantic nuclear bunker under Mount Rushmore and rumours persist that she has installed giant lasers into Washington's eyes.
Get one of the Above free!
Any orders for the next 24hrs, assuming we all live that long, that totals over £60* can write either Drumpf or Hill in the comments box and get a free resin master of that figure!
*including VAT and postage.
Good Luck everyone ;)

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